"I went through a serious surgery one day before my friends wedding. This is what I woke up to at the hospital one hour before they said yes to each other.Numerous appropriate comments at Reddit.
When I realized they were actually there, the first thing I asked was what time is it. I started screaming at them, telling them that they are crazy and that they will be late to their own wedding. They were incredibly relaxed and the bride told me these exact words "don't worry they can't start without us anyway".